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I Worry
02:47
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IT MIGHT APPEAR MY THINKING’S
CONVOLUTED AT IT’S BEST
BUT FOR ME IT’S NOTHING LESS
THAN A SPIRITUAL QUEST
EACH PERSON IN THIS LIFE
IS GIVEN HIS OR HER OWN TEST
AND FOR ME --IT’S BEEN
TO WORRY
I WORRY ‘BOUT TOMORROW
I WORRY ‘BOUT TODAY
I WORRY THAT YOU’LL LEAVE ME
THEN I WORRY THAT YOU’LL STAY
I CAN’T MAKE UP MY MIND
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT EITHER WAY
ALL I’LL DO
IS WORRY
I WORRY ‘BOUT MY JOB
I’M AFRAID I MIGHT GET FIRED
IT’S SO RIDICULOUS
I HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN HIRED
BUT WHY SHOULD I LET THAT STOP ME
WHEN I’M OBVIOUSLY INSPIRED
TO WORRY, WORRY, WORRY
OOH, I’M A BLACK BELT IN PANIC
AND I FIND
THAT PEACE OF MIND
ONLY TENDS
TENDS TO MAKE ME MANIC
MY FRIENDS SAY I SHOULD LOOSEN UP
AFTER ALL THAT I HAVE LEARNED
BUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE MENTIONED IT
LEAVES ME QUITE CONCERNED
AND IF IT’S ONLY MY OWN CRAZINESS
AT LEAST IT’S BEEN WELL EARNED
OOH- I WORRY
OH, IT’S NOT REALLY MY PROFESSION
MY FRIENDS SAY IT’S A COMPULSION
BUT THEY’RE DEAD WRONG
IT’S MERELY AN OBSESSION
DOCTOR’S SAY THAT WORRY
IMPLIES A LACK OF TRUST
BUT I NEVER TRUSTED DOCTORS
AND I DON’T SEE WHY I MUST
WHEN EVERY YEAR SOME ROTTEN FLU
TURNS ALL THEIR THEORIES INTO DUST
OOH, I WORRY
BUT WHAT IF I’M WRONG
OOH, THAT WOULD GRIEVE ME
AND WHAT IF I’M RIGHT
WHERE EXACTLY DOES THAT LEAVE ME
OH, I WORRY ‘BOUT THE PLANET,
THE WATER AND THE AIR
I’M DRESSING FOR SUCCESS
BUT I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO WEAR
THE ONLY THING THAT I DON’T WORRY ABOUT
BECAUSE IT’S ALWAYS THERE
OOH, IS MY WORRY
HEY, HOW DO I LOOK TONIGHT?
OOH, I WORRY
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2. |
I Need Attention
02:54
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I'm an ordinary person with ordinary hopes and desires
But I noticed early on in life that certain styles
Never set the world on fire
I'm never quiet, always loud
Can't stand to be just a face in the crowd
I've embarrassed my friends too many times to mention
All because I need attention
I'm the life of the party
Obnoxious and snide
But it's never dull
When I hit my stride
Sometimes when I've lost it
I wind up exhausted
All because I need attention
Seems I'm always anxious
At least I'm never bored
The worst thing that could happen to me
Is that I might be ignored
Alexander conquered the ancient world
Just to impress a Macedonian girl
He was already great
Didn't need the real estate,
But like me, he needed the attention
Commotion and drama are my middle name
Aches and pains are only a game
I obsess about health and sickness prevention
All because I need attention
Inside I'm very shy and love my privacy
On the other hand, I need you
To spend every waking hour loving me
I make no bones about it
I know what is right:
To be noticed and pampered both day and night
I'm often outrageous
Lovably contagious
All because I need attention
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3. |
50 Chairs
02:20
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FIFTY CHAIRS IN MY LIVING ROOM
AWFULLY GLAD THAT YOU CAME
FIFTY CHAIRS FOR FIFTY WONDERFUL DERRIERES
AND ONE OF THOSE CHAIRS HAS YOUR NAME
FIFTY CHAIRS IN MY LIVING ROOM
WELCOMING YOU TONIGHT
I HOPE IT’LL BE UNIQUE
AND YOU’LL ENJOY THE TONGUE IN CHEEK
THOUGH MY TEETH SAY MY TONGUE IN CHEEK HAS AN OVERBITE
MY FRIENDS COMPLAIN MY HOUSE IS LIKE A CABARET
THEY OFTEN SAY --THE STAGE IS MUCH TOO LARGE
THEY HATE THE BAR AND COAT CHECK IN MY FOYER
BUT WHAT REALLY GETS THEIR GOAT
IS THE COVER CHARGE
I ADMIT THAT IT’S UNUSUAL FOR A LIVING ROOM
TO HAVE MENUS BY THE SIDE OF EACH PLATE
BUT I’M AN UNUSUAL KINDA GUY
WITH A QUIRKY KIND OF EYE
AND YOU IN THE BACK-SIT DOWN-YOU’RE LATE
PEOPLE ASK ME WHY THEY NEED A RESERVATION
AFTER ALL THEY’RE ONLY COMING TO MY HOME
I SAY IF YOU WERE HAVING FIFTY GUESTS TO YOUR HOUSE
I BET YOU’D HAVE SOME RESERVATIONS OF OUR OWN
OH FIFTY CHAIRS IN MY LIVING ROOM
MEANT TO RELAX YOU SOMEHOW
AND THERE’S NO DOOM AND GLOOM ALLOWED IN MY LIVING ROOM
AND YOU IN THE BACK
WHERE YOU GOING NOW
FIFTY CHAIRS IN MY LIVING ROOM
AWFULLY GLAD THAT YOU CAME
FIFTY CHAIRS FOR FIFTY WONDERFUL DERRIERES
NOW ONE OF THOSE CHAIRS HAS YOUR NAME
‘CAUSE WITHOUT YOU THINGS WOULDN’T BE THE SAME
WELCOME TO MY LIVING ROOM
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Avoid
03:26
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WHENEVER THERE’S A SERIOUS CONFRONTATION
I RUN THE OTHER WAY WITHOUT ANY HESITATION
THINGS GET BATTERED AND BEATEN BEYOND EXPECTATION
AND OFTEN GET DESTROYED
SO MY MOTTO IS
WHENEVER POSSIBLE
AVOID, AVOID, AVOID
IT’S A PERSONAL DECISION TO PREVENT COLLISION
I’D RATHER MOVE ROUND AND ABOUT
ATTACKING THINGS HEAD ON COULD GET US INTO TROUBLE
AND WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT
SO MUCH TO SAY, SO MUCH TO DO
THINGS USUALLY TAKE GOOD OF THEMSELVES
IF YOU GIVE THEM A DAY, OR A WEEK,
OR A MONTH, OR A YEAR OR TWO
WHY CAUSE PROBLEMS
GETTING EVERYONE ANNOYED
WHEN IT’S SO MUCH EASIER
TO AVOID
I PRAY THE FIRST AMENDMENT WILL NEVER BE REPEALED
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CERTAIN SUBJECTS MY LIPS ARE SEALED
AND THAT’S THE DEEPEST SECRET I EVER HAVE REVEALED
TO ANY HUMANOID
‘CAUSE MY MOTTO IS
WHENEVER POSSIBLE
AVOID, AVOID, AVOID
SOME CLAIM THERE’S BENEFIT TO CLEARING THE AIR
FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN I DON’T DOUBT IT
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH CLEARING THE AIR
BUT DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT?
SO THANKS FOR NOT MENTIONING
YOU KNOW WHO
IT’S HARD FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT
AND PAINFUL TOO
I REALLY SHOULDN’T MISS HER
BUT YOU KNOW THAT I DO
WHEN MY MIND’S NOT OTHERWISE EMPLOYED
I GUESS HER LEAVING ME
I GUESS HER LEAVING ME HAS LEFT
A VOID, A VOID, A VOID
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Hypochondriasis
04:59
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The fine and gentle art, Hypochondriasis
Can turn a simple itch into a Psoriasis
And elevate the commonest infection
To a full scale germicidal insurrection
The strange but clever art of Hypochondriacs
Transforms the basic minimums into the max
Getting so much more from so much less
Till you?re a mess
Every little pain, every little ache
Magnifies a thousand time till I scream and shake
Every little glitch
Every little scrape
Bends me out of shape
The fine and gentle art, Hypochondriasis
Can swell a twisted ankle into elephantiasis
When done with expertise none can resist it
You can ache in places doctors never knew existed
oh -----------
It takes artistry and fierce imagination
and lots of medication
Get the alcohol, the gauze, and first aid cream
I stubbed my toe a minute ago and think I’m going to scream
Whatever I have got
This I know for sure
There probably isn’t a cure
I’d like to take things easy but what does that mean
I've been a hypochondriac since seventeen
Ow - I’ve got a paper cut, (splinter) call 911.
Please be quick
Hypochondriasis can really make you sick.
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6. |
Don't Be So Serious
03:58
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Don't be so serious baby
Life's great - you got to have your fun
Spinnin' your wheels gonna drive you crazy
Thinkin' every move you make is the wrong one
So don't be so serious baby
Don't believe your own bad press
It'll make you doubt and make you wonder
So even when you're innocent you'll wanna confess
Not everything that happens is a matter of life and death
So lighten up your act, girl, and save your breath
No need to punish
No need to be so strict
Ain't worth the damage to your health
That your attitude might inflict
You think that every little thing that you do
Affects the continental United States and Europe and Asia too
Sad to disappoint you
That's just some ego jive
You see - half of the time other folks don't even know you're alive
So don't be so serious baby
Life's great you got to have some fun
Spinnin' your wheels gonna drive you crazy
Thinkin' every move you make is the wrong one
So don't be so serious baby
Don't believe in your own bad press
It'll make you doubt
It'll make you wonder
That even when you're innocent
You wanna confess
No matter how much you accomplish
No matter what you achieve
You feel like an impostor
So it's hard to believe
Listen to me baby I'll tell you something that's true
Everyone else thinks they're an impostor too
Don't be so serious - listen here
Tough as nails,
Heart of steel
It don't make sense
The way you look at the world
Makes the apocalypse look like a first offense.
So don't be so serious baby
Life's great you gotta have some fun
Spinnin' your wheels gonna drive you crazy
Thinkin' every move you make is the wrong one
So don't be - don't be - don't be - so serious
Don't believe in you own bad press
It's just gonna make you doubt
It'll make you wonder
So even when you're innocent you wanna confess
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7. |
Everything to Me
03:25
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You're my snooze alarm
You're warm my toes
You heat my breakfast and you spin dry my clothes
How I ever lived without you
Who knows
You're everything to me
You freeze my leftovers
You blow dry my hair
You carve my turkey
Air condition the air
Since I found you life is easier to bear
You're everything to me
You listen to me without any compunction
Without you - I couldn't function
You're steadfast and quiet
You're faithful and true
Why can't my other friends be more like you?
You do what you're supposed to and you don't improvise
Or make demands or tell me lies
You are what you are without any disguise
You respond so honestly
My appliances:
You're everything to me
Westinghouse, Whirlpool,
GE, and Maytag
Sony, Hitachi,
Pioneer, Hotpoint
Easy to find and easy to get used to
You could trade them in if you choose to
I'm overly dependent
It's my confession
You're my obsession
What and exotic phenomenon
I love what you do when I turn you on
Who needs problems, frustrations, and the rest?
With you life is easy and it's never a test
You are my sweet potato maker and your coffee's the best
Always ready instantly
My appliances -
You're everything to me
Radio, TV, lawnmower, toaster,
Washer and dryer, digital roaster,
Power drills, electric shaver
Batteries could be a real life saver
I'm thankful to modern science
For teaching me self-reliance
And making you to keep me company
My appliances:
You're everything that love should always be
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8. |
I'm Perfect
03:01
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THE PRESIDENT’S NOT PERFECT
YOUR BEST FRIEND’S NOT PERFECT
NEITHER IS YOUR SISTER OR YOUR BROTHER
YOUR FATHER’S NOT PERFECT
EVEN THOUGH YOU LOVE HIM
NEITHER IS YOUR DEAR OLD MOTHER
EVERYBODY THAT YOU KNOW
HAS SOME TINY LITTLE FLAW
LUCKILY THERE IS ONE EXCEPTION
TO THIS RULE OF LAW
FOR INSTANCE
I’M PERFECT / I ADMIT IT
IF THERE’S A MODEL OF PERFECTION
I FIT IT
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT
NOW I KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE
SEE I DIDN’T KNOW HOW PERFECT I WAS
‘TILL I MET YOU
‘CAUSE YOU’RE PERFECT
AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT YOU TELL ME
YOU’RE PERFECT
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SELL ME
YOU’RE A MASTERPIECE,
A PARAGON OF SENSITIVITY
YOU’RE AS PERFECT AS YOU WILL EVER GET TO BE
HOW LUCKY I AM IN THIS GREAT BIG WORLD
TO FIND MYSELF SUCH A VERY SPECIAL GIRL
YOU HOLD UP UNDER CLOSE INSPECTION
YOUR EARS, YOUR NOSE
YOUR EYES, YOUR TOES
BABY YOU’RE PERFECTION
AND WE’RE PERFECT ‘LIKE LAUREL AND HARDY
YOU LOVE QUIET
AND I LOVE TO PARTY
WE’RE COMPLIMENTARY ALTER EGOS IN LIFE’S INTRICATE DESIGN
I PUSH EVERY ONE OF YOUR BUTTONS AND YOU PUSH MINE
OH--YOU LOVE TO CRITICIZE ME
AND THEN YOU ANALYZE ME
YOU ALWAYS WANNA CHANGE
A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE OR THERE
BUT I’M PERFECT
SO I DON’T CARE
YOU’RE PERFECT, YOU’RE IDEAL
I’M REALLY CURIOUS NOW, HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE SO TOTALLY IRREPROACHABLE
AND COMPLETELY OUT OF SIGHT
THAT EVEN WHEN YOU’RE DEAD WRONG
YOU’RE CONVINCED YOU’RE RIGHT
AND WE ARE PERFECT
EVEN WITH OUR FRICTION
WE’RE UNSTOPPABLE
A POSITIVE AFFLICTION
TOGETHER WE’RE THE BEST THAT WE COULD EVER BE
‘CAUSE I’M PERFECT
AND YOU’RE PERFECT TOO
YOU’RE PERFECT FOR ME
AND I’M PERFECT FOR YOU
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Money
02:05
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You can't mate it
You can't date
Most people want it
Few people hate it
You can't eat it, can't love it
Drive you crazy thinking of it
You can't taste it
Cannot chew it
It's easy to waste it
I will show you how's to do it
You can't talk to it like a friend
And you can't take it with you in the end
Won't make you laugh but it could make you cry
Try one more for you when you die (?)
And though we all need it
You can't even feed it
M-O-N-E-Y
Won't tell you jokes when you're in pain
Tryin' to get some could drive you insane
And then when you make some
The government come and take some
It's enough to drain your brain
You can't cook it
Cannot bake it
You gots to make it
It's illegal to fake it
It's caused many a downfall
But it's just metal and paper after all
M-O-N-E- (Why do I never have any?)
M-O-N-E-Y
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Mass Communication
02:40
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You’ve got telephones everywhere that you go
TV’s and your short-wave radio,
you know what’s going on,
Wherever you may be
But do you know what’s going on with you and me?
You’ve got a telex to receive communications
From Iceland and Japan and other favored nations
You’re never out of touch with overseas
But won’t you tell me please
Has it brought yo uany closer to me?
The distance between us sometimes seems greater
Than a satellite hookup
North Pole to Equator
Could we share some simple feelings face to face?
Dare we bury our gadgets
And run off someplace
Alone
No Phone
No telex or fax
We’ll leave no tracks.
Standing at the crossroads
of avoidance and expression
This info explosion
Hasn’t lightened my depression
I’m as slow as can be
And your fax machine gets things instantly
But has it brought you any closer to me?
I need the audio-visual of your speech,
Eye contact, you within reach.
Videotape is not physicality,
And leaving a message on your machine
Is not my idea of intimacy.
Hey the world’s getting smaller
We should have more fun
Learning to love each other
One on one.
‘Cause one and one can often make three.
So tell me has this high technology
Brought you any closer to me?
And if it has,
Could you please
Turn off the T.V.,
And come a little closer to me?
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Bitch and Moan
02:49
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The art of conversation requires a certain tact
Each unique situation you encounter and react
Sometimes listen, sometimes question, or express
Nod your head and sympathize, clarify or stress
Conversation is how we communicate
So I must tell you that your conversation has gone downhill as of late
All you do is bitch and moan,
Bitch and moan
Wake me every Sunday morning
With that awful tone
And then you ask me why you're all alone (figure it out)
Bitch, bitch, bitch
Kvetch and groan
Monopolize the situation
With your fear of the unknown
I cannot get a word in edgewise
To say "hey leave yourself alone!"
Because you're too busy with the bitch and moan
Now listen
I'm not unsympathetic to your trials and tribulations
Disappointments and doubts are very real
But the art of conversation requires a give and take relation
Much more stimulating than your soliloquy about how rotten you feel
Hey you bitch and moan, bitch and moan,
Make me feel just like a dartboard when the dart's been thrown
And it's just about as interesting as my dial tone
Listening to you bitch and moan
You say the world's unfair
You look for love that isn't there
Oh my, what is life coming to?
You're so wrapped up in despair
Then you pretend that you don't care
You never stop think that the trouble could begin and end with you
Bitch and moan, bitch and moan
Yeah and then you wonder why you're all alone
Did you ever stop to think that it might be the tone,
Baby, when you bitch and moan? (Oh, honey)
Baby, when you bitch and moan?
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Somebody Dressed Me
02:50
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Went to sleep
a little late one one
got up in the morning
had a terrible fright
somebody dressed me
somebody dressed me
somebody dressed me
as I lay sleeping one night
They put the hat on my head
the socks on my toes
the pants were pressed
they weren’t even my clothes
somebody dressed me
somebody dressed me
some midnight valet snuck in and got away
as I lay sleeping one night
I had a hounds tooth jacket
and a herringbone vest
man the two tone wing tip shoes were the best
looked in the mirror-much to my surprise
everything fit and was a perfect size
The shirt was blue
the socks were too
I didn’t know who
hey-was it you
who dressed me
somebody dressed me
somebody dressed me
as I lay sleeping one night
Took those clothes back to the store
got a cash refund
who could ask for more
went to sleep feelin sublime
tomorrow gonna have me a real good time
Went to sleep a little late next night
got up in the morning with a worser fright
somebody dressed me-again
somebody dressed me
same clothes as before-the money was gone from my draw
as I lay sleeping one night
I guess it’s it’s destiny
these clothes were meant for me
as I lay sleeping one night
anybody wanna buy a size 38 regular handsome hounds tooth jacket?
alt
Could anybody use a size thirty eight long hounds tooth jacket?
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